So now it's that time where I say goodbye, I'm leaving town for the night and I am really going to be worried about all of your lives, what will happen when I leave, could I have done something if I were here, prevented it maybe even, who knows.
These are the kind of questions that keep me up at night for about five minutes. This is the kind of responsibility I have on my crooked calcium deficient shoulders, the ones that are not even fit to be cried on, let alone carry what amounts to a pretty big chip.
Hopefully everything remains the way I left it, and I want you to just go out and have a good time without me, don't worry your pretty little heads about me, I'll be out living it up, worrying myself sick about all you people, but it will be just fine, I know it will be, I hope.
Maybe I'll even bring you all something nice back, just to let you know I was thinking of you while I was in Milwaukee, cause I might be, you never know. Let's try this, around ten, well I'll think of all your smiling faces, and you picture me alone in a corner with the filthiest porno magazine that they can legally sell in these here United States in one hand, and a big glass of chocolate milk in the other, a red t-shirt with my face on it, and some dark brown pants that you've never seen me in before, but you'll be damned if it doesn't seem like I've always had them, red socks, Reebok pumps, a latex glove on my head in homage to Howie Mandel when he was actually funny, before he started bringing hidden camera clips of himself doing supposedly wacky things. Maybe, just maybe if we both do this at ten, maybe something magic will happen, but I'm just telling you know that you should not be surprised if nothing happens, but you know, maybe it will.
Also I'll see all you rotten bastards on Sunday at the Guerrilla Artfare down in front of NAT, this time we mean business, not business as in we will be selling anything, and not business as in "He was really giving your Aunt the business in the coat closet at the family reunion", but the kind of business where it means we are really going to just give it our all, because that's all you can do sometimes really isn't it.
Thank you for your support,
Rick Cork
