Did you know ( some fun facts)

Did you know how hard I worked to get this house clean, I guess not because if you did you wouldn't have come in here with your dirty ass fucking Air Force Ones and rub your filth all over what was once a clean damn carpet. Oh well, you win some, and you're a fucking asshead bitch, on the real homey, on the motherfuckin' real.
Thank you for your support,
Rick "the dick" Cork

If you read the paper..

If you read the Rock River Times and that is why you are here then here is the information about the guerrilla artfare.
Every sunday we meet at the main street mall at about one, we then sit around and try to kick out the cob webs and the creative blocks, then we write, we draw, and we do things together as a group, and it feels like something exciting might be happening for once in this town, so that's what we do, we have other ideas but we are still in the discussion stage.
Hopefully we will see you there at some point and time in history.
Thanks for the support,
Rick Cork

I roofed..

You want to know what I did today, I roofed 'cause I'm a fuckin' roofer, so I roofed. I got covered in wood shake and shingle dust and I sweated in the how fucking sun somewhere right outside of Byron Illinois, so yeah that's what the fuck I did today just in case you were wondering.
In other news, I'm probably going to go eat bagel bites and stare out the window.
Thanks for your support(like I fucking need it anyway)
Rick Cork
p.s. If you are reading this you may in fact be the shithead, not A shithead, but THE shithead, yeah you brother.

Whoever is the cause of my sleep...

Whoever is responsible for making me tired and uncreative all the time, especially as of late can suck on my sorry excuse for balls. Whoever you are I would like it immensely if you could find it in your blackest of hearts to cease and desist. Please return me to my former self, which although still quite a bit sleepy and slow on the uptake, was not quite as much so as I am now.
I guess that is all I have to say to that person, or persons.
In other news I am reading books, many books, and some might say that is a good thing, I on the other hand would just say that is A THING which I do since I have had no work to go to as of late. I am on the link card for fucks sake and that is not something I had planned out for myself. On the other hand masturbating to an old lady as she spun the giant wheel on the Price I$ Right was never part of the game plan either. Sometimes I guess lif just deals us a strange hand, and sometimes you use that strange hand to masturbate to strange things, and so on and so forth, ad infinitum-tu-tum-tum-tums.
Thank you for your support,
Rick Cork

The first was yesterday, then we saw Batman..

So yesterday was the first day for the Guerrilla Artfare, it didn't go according to plan, though this may be due to the fact that there was no plan, and so if the plan was in fact no plan then I can say that it did go according to plan, but that in itself would be a plan, and well it gets a little more vague and hazy after that, so we stop there.
About six people were present at one point, mostly it consisted of much talking and little to no artwork or talk of artwork, perhaps the talking was the artform we had chosen, and perhaps not. Either way there was no pressure to get anything done, and it turned out to be a handsome day to sit outside in the company of people you don't know all that well, but all in all it was enjoyable. Exactly what shape it will take is up in the air, and althoug it is my idea in the first place, I do not plan on being a leader or a planner or anything of that sort, I think it should take shape on it's own, no sort of graven image or figurehead, just a big blob of information and entertainment that forms its own identity and face at it's own pace. Sort of like how the original single-celled organisms began and begat more advanced species, hopefully this will do the same as far as some sort of palpable art community in this town is concerned.
Then we went and watched Batman and it was really not very good.
So yeah, thanks for the support,
Rick Cork

Remember...

Alright remember this: Guerrilla Artfare this Sunday at noon in the North Main street mall.
Bring your sketch pad, your guitar, even your stinking hand drum (only if you really have to and you refuse to come otherwise) bring your portfolio, your ideas, maybe a sandwich, bring your video camera, bring your laptop computer, whatever it is that you feel comfortable bringing and being creative on( although a mattress is discouraged you can bring this, however this is not the ideal time or place, and we will not sink with that ship my friend). So yeah that about sums it up.
Thank you for your support,
Rick Cork

You are a Miracle (1 in a series of four)

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It has been awhile but it will be worth it... if you believe.

So I'm back from Ireland, I've actually been back for a bit, almost two weeks, almost, but I had nothing to say, to anyone. Now, well now I kind of do but not really. For those of you artists who are in the town of Rockford Illinois or the surrounding areas I have an offer for you. Every Sunday bginning on June 19th I invite all of you to come downtown to the north manin street mall and sit, sit and paint, sit and doodle, sit and write, sit and play your guitar, sit and stare at your feet, or talk, but just sit for free in the company of other artists who will motivate and be motivated by you. This is an excercise in community, this is an excercise in creativity, this is an excercise in freedom, as in it is free, no two drink minimum, bring a snack, or we can picnic, whatever, bring your friends, tell your friends. The name of this event is the Guerilla Artfare, every Sunday at around noon, again at the north main street mall, by NAT and Kortman and all that stuff, I hope to see you there sometime, or not.
Thanks for your support,
Rick Cork